there is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.
Crowley chillin’ out with his Hellhound, as requested in the livestream!

I guess you’re just a human, technically.
Not everyone wants to be the King of Hell. Lots of responsibility, and no job security. Plus, it’s pretty thankless. Being in charge isn’t as glamorous as it might appear.
I don’t think I’ve heard nicer words come out of your mouth before, especially not about me.
You don’t think I’d look nice as a blonde? They do have more fun, you know.
Amen.We`d all be living in zombie land if it weren`t for me.